Y'all Know What Poly Means?
Image: "Doubletake" (Colored) by NiD
November 17, 2001
November 17, 2001
Okay, so there I am, debating various individuals on the net concerning various topics (Atheism, Vegetarianism, Polyamory, etc.). I was talking with one person who said she wasn't poly (short for Polyamorous, the adjective of "Polyamory."). Later, to my dismay, I learned she didn't even know what Polyamory meant. Okay, so she gets all angry and, too a certain degree, I think it's kinda funny.
Here's where I told her what Poly meant...
[Note: For the sake of privacy, I censored both of our AIM screen names.]
Punkerslut Uuummmm..... yes. You do know what polyamory is, right?
Dumbass Chick YESSSSS I I live near Boston how can I not know what it is?
Punkerslut What is it, then?
Dumbass Chick You have a primary...you can also have a secondary...if you dont have a primary but its acceptable/./to have a loving caring relationship with others than your primary.....let is be sexual or no
Punkerslut Eh, polyamory is non-monogamy. Poly, as you describe it, is only one type of it. But, in essence, Polyamory is not limiting yourself sexually to any individual - no primary or secondary partner crap.
Dumbass Chick Whatever
Now, I didn't necessarily find anything in particular to be humorous, but when I showed my friend Beast, he responded...
Beast wait....send me that again so I can copy it and send it to justin
Punkerslut sends it...
Beast its hilarious....
Punkerslut Oh, well......
Okay, okay, so, everything's good. But then later, she harasses me...
Dumbass Chick Dude u are an as*hole
Punkerslut Whoa, there.... since you blotted out one of those characters, I really can't make out what you're saying.
Dumbass Chick Whatever
Dumbass Chick signed off at 6:33:01 PM.
Dumbass Chick signed on at 6:34:02 PM.
Dumbass Chick signed off at 6:42:21 PM.
Dumbass Chick signed on at 6:44:02 PM.
Dumbass Chick So you are an asshole like Justin huh?
Dumbass Chick He said he broke his hand cause of something I said :-)
Punkerslut Wow..... decided not to censor the bad word, huh?
Dumbass Chick He can be an asshole I can be a bitch
Dumbass Chick =)
Punkerslut Uuummm, yes.
Dumbass Chick You seemed kool when I first talked to you...but now I fucking hate you
Punkerslut What'd I do?
Dumbass Chick You know what you did.
Punkerslut No I don't.
Dumbass Chick Yea you do..
Punkerslut I think you're paranoid.
Dumbass Chick nah I hate you for being an asshole
Punkerslut I'm hurt.
Dumbass Chick So what
Dumbass Chick Who cares not me
Punkerslut I was being sarcastic.
Dumbass Chick I know
Dumbass Chick I dont give a shyt
Punkerslut But seriously, I don't know why you're angry at me.
Dumbass Chick Oh lets see MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ASS! TO JUSTIN with the whole fuckin poly thing....you should save this convo also and yea show him....ooooh [Author's Note: Good Idea.]
Punkerslut lol, oh, that.
Punkerslut Hey, didn't you say that Beast didn't know what Poly meant, even?
Dumbass Chick And I am right about the definition...come up here and prove people wrong why dont you....Its not like I made up the fucking definition that I told yu
Dumbass Chick You stupid fuck
Punkerslut Uuummm, I'm sorry, but reality doesn't agree with you.
Dumbass Chick Ummmm Im sorry....but my boss is poly...so is his gf.....and they have told me things...so dont put it on me like I made up the fucking definition
Dumbass Chick You fucking dickhead
Punkerslut Look, just because you're stupid and you get your information from stupid people, it doesn't mean that you have to be all defensive about it. See, it's not my fault that you're, you know, mentally unprepared to deal with general knowledge.
Dumbass Chick DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP! OK!
Punkerslut Look, I'm not putting you down or anything when I say you're stupid; I mean, I'm not making fun of you or anything.
Dumbass Chick I swear if I were there right now...I would fucking kik YOUR lil ugly fucking ASS out the FUCKING WINDOW!!!!!!!!!
Punkerslut You know, it's just that you're a late bloomer. Things just don't go to your head right, you know.
Dumbass Chick YEA OK! Mr. I am sarcastic
Punkerslut Calm down.
Dumbass Chick WHO CARES! NOT ME! Sorry I have done drugs and I dont comprehend easily like other stupid fucks LIKE YOU!
Dumbass Chick NO!
Punkerslut I mean, seriously, is this recent news to you that you're, you know, a little slow?
Dumbass Chick Hell no!
Dumbass Chick YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHYT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU LIL CURLY HAIRED FUCK FACE!
Dumbass Chick OH I AM KOOL CAUSE I LOOK DIFFERENT! OOOH I AM KOOL CAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD!
Punkerslut Uuummmm.... there's no need to put yourself down.
Dumbass Chick I AM KOOL CAUSE I CAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE A HOT STEAMING CUP OF TEA!
Dumbass Chick SORRY HUN MY HAIR ISNT CURLY!
Dumbass Chick HELL NO!
Dumbass Chick YOUR A STUPID LIL FETUS SO WHATEVER
Punkerslut I mean, learning takes time. It's not like I can read for one day and become, ooo super smart. But I know you're slow at these things, and now and then someone has to turn you in the right direction when you don't know a word; for example, like POLY.
Punkerslut See, if I didn't know poly, I would like to be taught what it meant. It's a nice thing. It's a good thing. See, I was only being nice and good to you.
Dumbass Chick ALOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHTA POLY IS YOU STUPID FUCK IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
Dumbass Chick IM NOT POLY....I DONT GIVE 2 SHYTS ABOUT POLY OK
Punkerslut Look, you're stupid, okay? Don't continue to deny what Poly actually means, or it'll make the fact that you're arrogant no longer a secret, okay?
Dumbass Chick YES I AM STUPID YES GO ME GO ME
Punkerslut Hhmmmmm, no need to put yourself down.
Dumbass Chick I DONT CARE WHAT POLY MEANS I AM NOT POLY NOR OD I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IT!
Dumbass Chick IF I WAS POLY WOULD I LOVE SOMEONE? JUST THIS ONE PERSON! NO!!!!!!
Dumbass Chick SO GO FUCK YOURSELF......YOU LIL PRICK
Punkerslut Yes.... just drain the anger out. It helps you so you can start learning things again! Like, for example... poly.
Dumbass Chick WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING POLY YOU LIL FUCKING DUMP
Dumbass Chick STOP IMING ME NOW!
[I assumed she blocked me at this point.]
Dumbass Chick signed off at 6:57:59 PM.
I decided to throw in some bonus footage of Beast when he made an ass out of himself. It's also good to note in this little piece that Beast's real name is Kevin....
Beast what the FUCK!!!!!
Punkerslut Whoa there, son..... what happened?
Beast Computers: geocities.com/impaled_nevik /trish/
Beast thats from trishs [Dumbass Chick's] profile
Beast look at the URL closely
Punkerslut Anything other than it's fukt up?
Beast =kevin impaled
Punkerslut You're fucking paranoid.
Beast heh, im gonna ask her if she was talking about me....
Beast fuck you
Punkerslut No, see, you're paranoid.
Beast paranoid of what? a gothling not liking me?
Punkerslut Lol, it's an actual website.
Punkerslut Ha, dumbass. Impaled backwards isn't impaled.