Angry Critic Rants, An	3,187 Words	November, 2001
Description: Some bothersome points in what has been called underground literature. Quote: "What constitutes 'underground literature'?"
Drunken Punker Adventures 1	1,025 Words	November, 2003
Description: A drunken Punkerslut decides to engage a Pagan on the ideals of the Panagist religion. Hilarity ensues. Quote: "Yeah, like I want your cock in my ass. I'm sorry, that was unnecessary."
Drunken Punker Adventures 2	3,747 Words	May, 2004
Description: A drunken Punkerslut convinces someone on AOL that he is, in fact, Fred Durst. Hilarity ensues. Quote: "And, what better to entertain yourself than making fun of stupid people? My friend had linked me to Fred Durst's (Limp Bizkit) live journal, so I could make fun of all his retard fans who love him."
Drunken Punker Adventures 3	5,321 Words	May, 2006
Description: A downhill debate with a Christian, a girl who cries too much, and a bunch of other people who may or may not be casual drug users. Quote: "In order to keep his religion, he had to admit that killing children and enslaving women was just. That makes me laugh."
I Am A Bad Person	3,040 Words	April, 2003
Description: Dialogue between myself and a person who believes that she will one day have her own nation state, because of her IQ. Quote: ".... uuuhhh, you actually rely on your lover to sustain you? That's like the same as prostitution."
Legends from ARPANET	1,785 Words	February, 2002
Description: The first conversations ever sent over the internet -- or maybe it was from AOL 2.5. Quote: "Yeah, boy. I tried to tell him to earlier, but he's all out with this censorship, fascist thing. He needs to get laid."
Lord Almighty, A Christian Site	1,427 Words	October, 2002
Description: A rather humorous look at an Evangelist website, and its attempts to convert people to Christianity from "vices" of life. Quote: "I hope jesus comes through with the jail break if I ever get locked up."
Movies You Hated	3,326 Words	December, 2001
Description: A collection of this critic's vindictive, cruel reviews of the worst movies ever made. Quote: "...I tend to call myself a rather well informed film critic. A can honestly say that many of my friends have despised me for my unavailing opinion in films."
Punker is an Asshole 1	975 Words	November, 2003
Description: Interesting conversations between Punker and others, especially interesting that he was in a questionable state of mind during such incidents. Quote: "ROBOT!!!! DIE!!!!!!! I'm afraid it's okay to jeopardize this mission, HAL!!!!! [STAB STAB STAB]"
Punker is an Asshole 2	2,843 Words	December, 2003
Description: Yet more interesting conversations between Punker and others, especially interesting that he was in a questionable state of mind during such incidents. Quote: "Remember, whatever you say, chances are you'll just be hurting yourself."
Punker is an Asshole 3	701 Words	June, 2004
Description: Still yet more interesting conversations between Punker and others, especially interesting that he was in a questionable state of mind during such incidents. Quote: "And you barely live up to the word 'human.' Why are we arguing definitions?"
Y'all Know What Poly Means?	1,184 Words	November, 2001
Description: An interesting encounter with a person and their idea of what poly means -- amusement follows. Quote: "I swear if I were there right now...I would fucking kik YOUR lil ugly fucking ASS out the FUCKING WINDOW!!!!!!!!!"